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Alpaca puns in 2025

I’m not sure that’s the best idea, seems like you’ve had an alpaca-lapse in judgement!

At the end of a llama yoga class, they say ‘llama-ste’.

What problem do you find in an alpaca?
– Spit ends.

You are going to feed that alpaca for the first time?
– That is great. I hope it goes wool.

What did the alpaca say to his friend to make him calm?
– “Don’t you worry, it wool be fine.”

Did you see that super furry little insect?
– I think it was an alpaca-pillar!

What is the method used to care for alpacas?
– Make suri he does not eat plenty of bananas.

Which is the favorite proverb of an alpaca?
– “All’s wool that ends wool.”

When was the last time you herd of alpacas passing through your streets?

Let’s hunt
– Alpaca gun

What did the male alpaca say to the person interfering in his business?
– He said, “It is macho problem.”

You promised me that you’d go to Missuri with me but you lied.

If there is a wool, there is a way.

Whatever life throws at me, alpaca punch!

Forget the alpaca-lypse- I’m more worried about llama-geddon!

How fast can an alpaca cover a long distance. Within a split second.

What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?
– A Wool-f.

Wool, wool, wool, what’s going on here?

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