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Alpaca puns in 2024

Hay, you better share these alpaca puns with your friends.

That’s all wool and good.

How can you say that the female alpaca has a good memory?
– It rem-hembras everything.

I definitely love the idea of going to the beach but first, alpaca towel.

Manure making some strange alpaca puns right now, trust me.

I’ve got a bit of a die-llama.

What is the favourite dessert of an alpaca?
– A Banana spit.

Why do alpacas spit on those who they actually do like sometimes?
– Because accidents wool happen.

Why did the bad alpaca lose to the good one?
– He cudn’t see what’s coming at him.

You’re my best pal-paca

I only sing alpaca-pella.

What do you call the alpaca which sits on the judge’s bench at a court?
– A sury.

Why did the alpaca refuse to do the job?
– Because it was against his wool.

That alpaca is an expert in his field.

Alpacapillar
When it sprouts its wings you will know what it means to fear

What did the male alpaca order at the movie theatre?
– Machos.

What do you call an alpaca that possesses supreme power?
– Roy-alpaca.

What will you do if you have to go outside while it’s raining?
– ‘Alpaca raincoat.’

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