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Alpaca puns in 2025

Alpaca’s yarn when they are tired.

In which month are most alpacas born?
– In Dec-hembra.

You don’t want to fight me or alpaca punch.

Yesterday, I accidentally used a pruminant marker on a whiteboard.

A picnic sounds great, alpaca lunch.

Como se llama?

Why was the alpaca punished?
– For his im-peru-dence.

How did two alpacas keep the profits of the new business that they started?
– By using a fifty-fifty spit.

What do two alpacas in love say to one another?
– ‘It’s time to cud-dle’.

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