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Animal puns in 2025

A corg-key is a bad dog as he only picks locks

The lion kept on losing money at the poker table.
– It wasn’t very intelligent of him to play with a couple of cheetahs.

Two octopus twins were fighting with one another.
-It was challenging to identify who was who as they were i-tenticle.

The cow crossed the road to go to the udder size.

The bear wanted to eat honey and fish, so he visited a restaurant
-But he soon, angrily walked out as food there was un-bear-able.

 Lion, who is the king of the jungle, usually greets other animals by saying, “Hey, nice eating you!”

They porpoisefully moved toward me.

If your dog eats only garlic, then his bark will be worse than his bite.

There are only a few ants that are larger than an elephant.
-This is because they are a couple of gi-ants.

A cow was toppled by a tornado.
– From that day onwards, the owner of the cow would only get milkshakes.

The favorite color of cats is not red but purrrrrrr-ple.

Two female cats usually fight with each other by saying, “You’re a cheetah.
-I’m not lion”.

Fishes are the most health-conscious animals.
-They have an inbuilt set of scales to keep a good watch of their weight.

 I took my cat to the vet because she wasn’t feline fine.

 An utterly confused moose usually exclaims by saying, “I have absolutely no i-deer”.

The best savory food to serve a dog who is running a temperature is mustard.
-Mustard goes really well with hot dogs.

Oh will you stop spouting your nonsense please.

An absolute favorite city for all dogs is New Yorkie.

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