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Animal puns in 2024

An elephant renders an argument invalid by claiming it to be irr-elephant.

The marsupial was instantly hired at the new office since he had all the required koalifications.

Skunks are extremely smelly.
-So to keep them away from smelling, you need to plug its nose.

Snakes that are found in cars are usually windshield vipers.

The cow was practicing his instrument for an upcoming concert.
-He was a really famous moosician.

The father fish was advising his son, “Keep your mouth shut, and you will never ever get caught.”

Elephants are absolutely banned in public pools.
-You see, this is because they have a very bad habit of dropping their trunks.

Once, 1000 hares were running loose at the city junction.
-The police went to see the situation and combed the entire area to capture them.

I didn’t do it on porpoise!

After a busy day, a tired rodent told his colleagues, “Let’s gopher a drink”.

The tiger claimed that he climbed the biggest mountain in the forest.
-No one believed the tiger as they thought he was lion!

If we wrap a roll of wool around a kangaroo, we would get a woolly jumper.

A corg-key is a bad dog as he only picks locks

The lion kept on losing money at the poker table.
– It wasn’t very intelligent of him to play with a couple of cheetahs.

Two octopus twins were fighting with one another.
-It was challenging to identify who was who as they were i-tenticle.

The cow crossed the road to go to the udder size.

The bear wanted to eat honey and fish, so he visited a restaurant
-But he soon, angrily walked out as food there was un-bear-able.

 Lion, who is the king of the jungle, usually greets other animals by saying, “Hey, nice eating you!”

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