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Animal puns in 2025

Pandas are fond of old movies as they are black and white.

When the son buffalo left for college, the parent buffaloes bid him a farewell by saying, “Bison!”

Bees become very dangerous when they start eating human brains.
-They become little zombees.

 The most common spell you hear from your magician dog is labracadabrador.

My daughter wanted me to tell her some puns about animals.
-I thought I would make a pun on a cow, but I didn’t because I realized it was way pasture bedtime.

Fishes are very afraid at the onset of weekends.
-They are especially scared of fry-days.

When my daughter asked me what a gummy bear was, I replied that it was a bear with no teeth.

A cat and a dog went to a karaoke party.
– Their favorite song was “Don’t stop retriever-ng…hold on to that feline”.

High-fat, low-crabohydrate diets are just an unhealthy fad.

 The sheep went to the Baaaaaaahamas for their vacation.

Cows absolutely love grazing, but a cow that eats grass from your garden is a lawn moo-er.

Bees are very obedient insects.
-They wait patiently at the buzz stop and then get on the bus.

You get only a vegetable when you cross a sheepdog with daffodils—a collie-flower.

The cheapest of all meat in the supermarket was deer meat.
-It was all less than a buck.

Sharks love swimming only in saltwater.
-They don’t like pepper water as it makes them sneeze a lot.

A cat’s favorite book is ‘The Great Cat-sby’!

A giraffe went out with his friends where everyone made fun of him
-Angrily he got up and left, saying, “I’m going home; you all are giraffing me crazy”.

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