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Animal puns in 2025

The cow was practicing his instrument for an upcoming concert.
-He was a really famous moosician.

The father fish was advising his son, “Keep your mouth shut, and you will never ever get caught.”

Elephants are absolutely banned in public pools.
-You see, this is because they have a very bad habit of dropping their trunks.

Once, 1000 hares were running loose at the city junction.
-The police went to see the situation and combed the entire area to capture them.

I didn’t do it on porpoise!

After a busy day, a tired rodent told his colleagues, “Let’s gopher a drink”.

The tiger claimed that he climbed the biggest mountain in the forest.
-No one believed the tiger as they thought he was lion!

If we wrap a roll of wool around a kangaroo, we would get a woolly jumper.

A corg-key is a bad dog as he only picks locks

The lion kept on losing money at the poker table.
– It wasn’t very intelligent of him to play with a couple of cheetahs.

Two octopus twins were fighting with one another.
-It was challenging to identify who was who as they were i-tenticle.

The cow crossed the road to go to the udder size.

The bear wanted to eat honey and fish, so he visited a restaurant
-But he soon, angrily walked out as food there was un-bear-able.

 Lion, who is the king of the jungle, usually greets other animals by saying, “Hey, nice eating you!”

They porpoisefully moved toward me.

If your dog eats only garlic, then his bark will be worse than his bite.

There are only a few ants that are larger than an elephant.
-This is because they are a couple of gi-ants.

A cow was toppled by a tornado.
– From that day onwards, the owner of the cow would only get milkshakes.

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