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Animal puns in 2025

We should have a shellebration.

Pandas are fond of old movies as they are black and white.

When the son buffalo left for college, the parent buffaloes bid him a farewell by saying, “Bison!”

Bees become very dangerous when they start eating human brains.
-They become little zombees.

 The most common spell you hear from your magician dog is labracadabrador.

My daughter wanted me to tell her some puns about animals.
-I thought I would make a pun on a cow, but I didn’t because I realized it was way pasture bedtime.

Fishes are very afraid at the onset of weekends.
-They are especially scared of fry-days.

When my daughter asked me what a gummy bear was, I replied that it was a bear with no teeth.

A cat and a dog went to a karaoke party.
– Their favorite song was “Don’t stop retriever-ng…hold on to that feline”.

High-fat, low-crabohydrate diets are just an unhealthy fad.

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