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Animal puns in 2025

Skunks are extremely smelly.
-So to keep them away from smelling, you need to plug its nose.

Snakes that are found in cars are usually windshield vipers.

The cow was practicing his instrument for an upcoming concert.
-He was a really famous moosician.

The father fish was advising his son, “Keep your mouth shut, and you will never ever get caught.”

Elephants are absolutely banned in public pools.
-You see, this is because they have a very bad habit of dropping their trunks.

Once, 1000 hares were running loose at the city junction.
-The police went to see the situation and combed the entire area to capture them.

I didn’t do it on porpoise!

After a busy day, a tired rodent told his colleagues, “Let’s gopher a drink”.

The tiger claimed that he climbed the biggest mountain in the forest.
-No one believed the tiger as they thought he was lion!

If we wrap a roll of wool around a kangaroo, we would get a woolly jumper.

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