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Animal puns in 2025

A pig with not even one leg is apparently a groundhog.

The dog was watching his favorite videos on YouTube, but then he realized he had to run an errand.
– So he paw-sed the video and went away.

Don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched

The only result you get when you watch a couple of silkworms wrestle is a tie.

French people like eating snails because they don’t like fast foods.

 The poor cat who lost his tail went to the re-tail store to get another one.

I’m feeling a bit eel.

Shepherds are really bad at counting numbers in mathematics.
– They always fall asleep while counting sheep.

The funny seal kept on laughing continuously at lame jokes until his friend reminded him that it was the seal-iest thing to do.

After committing a bad mistake at work, the dolphin exclaimed that he didn’t do it on porpoise.

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