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Anime puns in 2025

What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
– ‘The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.’

What is a type of anime car a little sister in the anime world usually drives?
– A Nii-san.

Why did Armin’s 3DMG fall loose?
– Because he had forgotten to Titan it.

Which college do Pokémon go to?
– StarU.

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire…
– It would be a literal Harem anime.

How do you get reluctant Pokemon to get on a bus?
– You Poke-em-on.

How to get in touch with an android?
– You have to use a CELL Phone.

How do you get a Pokémon onto a school bus?
– You poke-em-on!

Q: What has more ships than the navy?-
– A: Anime fanbases

Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same
– both require subtitles.

What is a Pokemon addict’s favorite place to visit in France?
– Paras.

Why did the Namekians fail to repair their planet?
– Because they had no nail.

What do you call the anime bill of rights?
– The Manga Carta.

Wrote a rap song about anime
– Smoke Weeb Everyday

Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb
One…
– But it takes them 10 god damn episodes.

What would you call a French Anime fan?
– A Ouib.

What did the Jaegers say when they adopted Mikasa and took her in?
– “Mikasa es su casa.”

Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
– Staryu Wars.

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