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Anime puns in 2025

When I was a preteen, I watched a lot of anime, and really really wanted a katana, so when I finally got one for my birthday, I was so elated, but I only played with it once.
– And then all I wanted was grandma back.

What is the first food item that ‘Whole Foods’ is basing on an anime to promote healthy eating habits amongst kids?
– My Hero Macadamia.

Why should you not be telling jokes about ‘Shingeki no Kyojin’ to a fan of the series?
– Because it would be a Colossal mistake.

What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
– Paras.

TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website
– Whoops, wrong dub

What character do you get when you cross a Sailor with a Cow?
– Sailor Moo.

How do Elite Saiyan warriors react when they need to fix a car?
– Nappa know-how.

What did Yuri say when he won gold?
– “Victuuri!”

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?
– A Ouijaboo.

I only watch anime dubs.
– Cause I don’t take no L’s

Why does nobody joke about rock type or ground type Pokemon?
– Because their jokes have reached rock bottom.

What is the favorite thing of a Titan to eat?
– Rawmen.

Frieza is cool, but his brother is cooler.

I have a question for you anime fans.
– Is fansub the opposite of fandom?

What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
– Go Coo

What would you call an anime with a really confusing storyline?
– A Nanimae.

Why are the soldiers’ Titan killing blades in ‘Attack on Titan’ extremely strong?
– Because they are made of Titan-ium.

I dont believe in hitting my children as punishment-
– So i send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead

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