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Anime puns in 2025

What is a Whailord Pokemon’s favorite TV show?
– ‘Whale of Fortune.’

What did the God of Destruction say to the cashier?
– You can put it on my Bills.

How did Lucy feel when she joined Fairy Tail?
– Nat-su Grey-t!

What do you call a french ghost that likes anime?
– A oui-a-boo.

Friend told me to stop filing taxes and go watch anime with him
– but this isn’t even my final form.

What is Wall-E’s favorite anime series?
– It is Eva-ngelion.

What did Arlert say when he got his Jaeger uniform?
– “You must have got my size wrong. I cannot even put my Armin.”

Which Pokémon can see the future?
– A pikahead.

What do you call an anime girl’s dad?
– A Loli Pop

When Vegeta got his tuition bill, what did he say?
– “It is over 9000.”

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?
– Anything vanilla, apparently

What is a ghoul’s favorite drink from ‘Tokyo Ghoul’?
– A Ghoul-Aid.

Why does nobody like the food in the Dead Zone?
– Because there is too much Garlic.

What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
– Go Coo.

What’s an anime with adultery?
– Cory in the Spouse

I’ve been watching this Anime about dentists.
– But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

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