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Anime puns in 2024

Mumble rappers and Japanese Anime are the same
– both require subtitles.

What is a Pokemon addict’s favorite place to visit in France?
– Paras.

Why did the Namekians fail to repair their planet?
– Because they had no nail.

What do you call the anime bill of rights?
– The Manga Carta.

Wrote a rap song about anime
– Smoke Weeb Everyday

Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb
One…
– But it takes them 10 god damn episodes.

What would you call a French Anime fan?
– A Ouib.

What did the Jaegers say when they adopted Mikasa and took her in?
– “Mikasa es su casa.”

Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
– Staryu Wars.

What did the anime girl say to her crush?
– Notice me 0.05480366515

Why was Frieza not popular in high school?
– Because his brother was literally Cooler.

Where did Vegeta go after death?
– Into the frieza.

I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house…-
– I’m not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

What is Trump’s favourite anime?
– Bleach

Why you would be in deep trouble if ‘Tokyo Ghoul’ would have been real?
– Because, in this world, you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide.

What TV series would Marco, Erin, and Jean make?
– ‘Two and a Half Men.’

What’s a Titan’s favorite meal?
– Raw-men.

Fun fact about bleach
– Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.

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