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Anime puns in 2024

What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?
– Bleach.

I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was…
…One Piece

What is the favorite type of nose of Saitama?
– Genos.

If Levi would have had a brother, what would he be named?
– Mr. Clean.

What would you call a French anime fan?
– A Ouib.

What do you call a drug addict who likes anime?
– Weed-a-boo

How many tickles does it take to turn on a anime girl?
– Tentacles

Do you know where Vegeta went after death?
– Into the Freiza.

What’s a chicken’s favorite anime?
– Bok-Bok-Boku.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?
– They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What do you call a Firetruck obsessed with Anime?
– A wee-woo-aboo

How did Brock keep himself dry during the rain?
– He used his frying pans as drying pans.

Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
– Because he could not get to the final form.

What does Todoroki put in his coffee?
– Half and half.

I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it’s not childish and immature at all.
– But it’s weird to watch hentai with your parents.

Disney makes female hips very big, anime makes female boobs very big
– And america makes female waists very big

What did Meowth say to Ash when he told him to pretend like a tree and leave?
– He asked if Professor Oak was the one who set him up for that.

Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan?
– Because she was petra-fied.

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