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Anime puns in 2025

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?
– They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What do you call a Firetruck obsessed with Anime?
– A wee-woo-aboo

How did Brock keep himself dry during the rain?
– He used his frying pans as drying pans.

Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
– Because he could not get to the final form.

What does Todoroki put in his coffee?
– Half and half.

I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it’s not childish and immature at all.
– But it’s weird to watch hentai with your parents.

Disney makes female hips very big, anime makes female boobs very big
– And america makes female waists very big

What did Meowth say to Ash when he told him to pretend like a tree and leave?
– He asked if Professor Oak was the one who set him up for that.

Why did Petra freeze when she saw the female Titan?
– Because she was petra-fied.

Why did Goku get into another fight with Vegeta?
– Because he was Saiyan bad jokes.

My favorite anime character
– liam ni-san

I will admit that I was confused and a little troubled when that they changed the name for “Anime”…
– But I must say that dispite the name change “Hentai” sure does get the job done.

What do Saiyans usually wear when they go visit the beach?
– They wear Trunks.

My friend is obsessed with anime.
– You might say he is an anime-niac.

What is the anime watcher’s favorite number
– 10 pi

What do you call someone who watches anime?
– Well I would say dweeb but they probably already took the D, so weeb is fine

What is Mami Tomoe’s favorite beverage to drink?
– De-cappuccino.

When Gohan is in trouble, how does he feel?
– He feels like he is in a Picollo.

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