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Anime puns in 2024

Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most?
– Staryu Wars.

What did the anime girl say to her crush?
– Notice me 0.05480366515

Why was Frieza not popular in high school?
– Because his brother was literally Cooler.

Where did Vegeta go after death?
– Into the frieza.

I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house…-
– I’m not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do.

What is Trump’s favourite anime?
– Bleach

Why you would be in deep trouble if ‘Tokyo Ghoul’ would have been real?
– Because, in this world, you Ken-run, but you Ken-not hide.

What TV series would Marco, Erin, and Jean make?
– ‘Two and a Half Men.’

What’s a Titan’s favorite meal?
– Raw-men.

Fun fact about bleach
– Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.

When I was a preteen, I watched a lot of anime, and really really wanted a katana, so when I finally got one for my birthday, I was so elated, but I only played with it once.
– And then all I wanted was grandma back.

What is the first food item that ‘Whole Foods’ is basing on an anime to promote healthy eating habits amongst kids?
– My Hero Macadamia.

Why should you not be telling jokes about ‘Shingeki no Kyojin’ to a fan of the series?
– Because it would be a Colossal mistake.

What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
– Paras.

TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website
– Whoops, wrong dub

What character do you get when you cross a Sailor with a Cow?
– Sailor Moo.

How do Elite Saiyan warriors react when they need to fix a car?
– Nappa know-how.

What did Yuri say when he won gold?
– “Victuuri!”

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