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Anime puns in 2025

What did Arlert say when he got his Jaeger uniform?
– “You must have got my size wrong. I cannot even put my Armin.”

Which Pokémon can see the future?
– A pikahead.

What do you call an anime girl’s dad?
– A Loli Pop

When Vegeta got his tuition bill, what did he say?
– “It is over 9000.”

What’s the difference between love and Naruto?
– Naruto lasts forever.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What flavor does anime absolutely hate?
– Anything vanilla, apparently

What is a ghoul’s favorite drink from ‘Tokyo Ghoul’?
– A Ghoul-Aid.

Why does nobody like the food in the Dead Zone?
– Because there is too much Garlic.

What do you tell an anime character that’s turned into a pigeon?
– Go Coo.

What’s an anime with adultery?
– Cory in the Spouse

I’ve been watching this Anime about dentists.
– But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

What is a type of anime car a little sister in the anime world usually drives?
– A Nii-san.

Why did Armin’s 3DMG fall loose?
– Because he had forgotten to Titan it.

Which college do Pokémon go to?
– StarU.

If an anime was based around the Ottoman Empire…
– It would be a literal Harem anime.

How do you get reluctant Pokemon to get on a bus?
– You Poke-em-on.

How to get in touch with an android?
– You have to use a CELL Phone.

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