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Anime puns in 2025

Why did Erwin lose his limb in battle with Titans?
– Because he had gone out on a limb with his last attack plan.

Why did the Dragon Ball Z fan fail to officially change his name to Goku?
– Because he could not get to the final form.

What do you call a drunk anime fan in the desert?
– A tumbleweeb.

So I’ve been watching an anime adaptation of the bible recently
– And my favourite arc so far is Noah’s

When Beerus meets Goku, what does he say?
– You should tell your son to “Gohan” back home.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– Just one, but it’ll take six episodes.

What do you call a crying anime fan…
– a weeaboo-hoo

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?
– A weebsite.

What does MonkeyD. Luffy say when you want another piece of the pie?
– You can only have ‘One Piece.’

On which planet does Piccolo visit to relax?
– He goes to Planet Hammock.

What did Kaneki say when Hide learned that he was a ghoul?
– Oh, shiete.

What’s an anime character’s favorite type of candy?
– A NEKO waffer

Fiction Logic: How many anime dudes does it take to change a lightbulb
One…
– But it takes them 10 god damn episodes.

What language do weebs who haven’t learned Japanese prefer to read in mangas?
– Manganese.

Why was it sad that Petra died when she started barking up the wrong tree?
– Because Anniebody could have killed her.

On which planet does Piccolo visit to relax?
– He goes to Planet Hammock.

I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime
– But when I sat down I realized there wasn’t even-jelly-on

Why did Goku get into another fight with Vegeta?
– Because he was Saiyan bad jokes.

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