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Apple puns in 2024

Fruits can nourish your core.

An apple with bees in it is called a bapple.

How do you like them apples?

My uncle was accused by an apple seller of stealing apples from him which was absolutely not true. So now we will see him at the cored.

I am always spoiling my friends like I am one bad apple.

“This adventure was just too a-peel-ing to turn down.”

To do well, you have to apply-ly yourself

My roommate makes apple juice and gives it to people in need. We call him our friendly neighborhood cider man.

My neighbor apple loves to roam around at odd places and odd hours. They called themselves Liberty.

Apple lies in the core of our knowledge of gravity.

“I decided to branch out today.”

And they lived apple-ly ever after

The fruit comedian did not make any jokes about fruits. Orange you amazed how he signed the applecation to perform in this Fruit Fair show?

I’m at an apple orchard, under autumn skies, sipping hot chocolate, and eating apple pies.

This autumn, I’m going bananas for apples.

A whole apple can look around, a half apple can’t.

As American as apple pie

Lately I have been drinking a lot of apple juice so my friends are calling me an appleholic.

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