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Apple puns in 2025

“Having some qualitree time with my besties.”

I apple-laud your efforts

You’re so a-peel-ing

When the mama apple saw the baby apple crying, she said her baby was the apple of her pies.

I am trying to strengthen my core.

“And they lived apple-y ever after.”

The apple to the pecan pie: You know what? You are nuts!

I spilled some apple juice on my laptop and now it doesn’t work. You can say that it had a cider attack.

The School of Apples has a very strict ‘no jokes on the campus’ rule but the rule doesn’t seem to appley for the mischievous ones.

Keep calm and enjoy your apple.

“I couldn’t decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over.”

My mother thought I had mixed something else in the juice but it was Simply Apple.

As American as apple pie.

A wild apple is sweeter than others.

“Hey apple, way to grow!”

I apple-solutely love you!

What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith

Two apples came late to the class. Apparently, they were stuck in a jam.

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