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Apple puns in 2025

Slice, slice baby!

“I’d like to apple-ogize for the pun.”

When you cross a train engine and an apple pie, you get Puff pastry.

I accidentally dropped my iPhone in a blender yesterday. Now I have some apple juice.

Whenever an apple goes to the gym, they love to work on their core.

An whole apple can look round but a half apple cannot.

If you need me, I’ll be right be-cider you.”

You’re so hard-core

My daughter gave a presentation on the importance of fruits in our diet in her school today. I was so proud to see her receive so much apple-ause.

You are awesome to your core.

If I knew the world is ending tomorrow, I would still plant an apple tree.

“I’m one bad apple.”

What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer

I find delicious red apples extremely a-peel-ing.

If friends were apples, I would always pick you.

“I love you to your core.”

The crab apple has a very short temper.

I couldn’t decide what kind of apple juice I wanted to make so I mulled over it.

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