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Autumn puns in 2025

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
– An autumn-mobile!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
– Fall.

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
– Because the pride goeth before the fall!

Just wanted to leaf you with my best wishes for fall. Orange you glad the leaves are turning?
– I’m so happy, I could yellow ’bout it.

The squashed pumpkin’s family went to the gourdroom for justice.

Papa apple took his kids to lunch at their favorite restaurant this Halloween- the Applebee’s.

After feeding us with part of the information, he wanted to walk away. One of our colleagues shouted,
– “Don’t leaf us hanging, give us the rest of the story.”

I don’t like people hay-tin on my autumn.

Every year, it takes us a lot of time to be-leaf that fall is gone.

One should never stop be-leaf-ing in the magic of fall time.

The pumpkin police found the thug pumpkin in the seedy part of town!

Why do birds fly South in the fall?
– It’s too far to walk.

The spirit of a true champion is that of relentlessness. He falls down once and stands up twice.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!

The pumpkins took a selfie and posted it on Instagram with the caption, “Squash goals!”

During autumn, the Apple family went to the shopping mall to get warm clothes. All of them picked apple-over!

Trees lose their leaves in Autumn…
– What do they do in the Spring?

– They re-leave themselves.

When trees get their leaves back in spring they whisper to themselves,
– “What a re-leaf.”

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