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Autumn puns in 2025

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
– An autumn-mobile!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
– Fall.

Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?
– He didn’t be-leaf in himself!

Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.

During Halloween, the pumpkin couldn’t cross the road because he had no guts.

To all those who didn’t like my Autumn leaves joke…
– Drop it 🕺🏻

The lions moved towards the end of summer because pride goes before the fall.

My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!

This fall, I plan on squash-ing all my diet goals.

The Mama apple told her baby apple that he was the apple of her pies.

If you ever name your kid Autumn…
– Whenever they go out of the room, start singing “The Autumn Leaves…”

– Bonus points if they come back around past the window.

With the crisp air, color everywhere, and fall fairs, I pray that this autumn season leaves you refreshed.

Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
– He was absent without leaves!

After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.

Little pumpkins cross the road with the help of a crossing gourd.

What is the cutest season?
– Awwtumn.

Amidst the falling leaves of the maple, he looked into her eyes and said, “You are the apple of my eye.”

The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.

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