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Autumn puns in 2025

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
– An autumn-mobile!

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
– Fall.

What did the lawn say to the rake last autumn?
– Leaf me alone!

Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.

The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!

As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girlfriend, whose name is Autumn…
– I said ‘be careful, she might leave you.’

– He did not get it at first, so I had to repeat myself a couple of times…but I would have done that anyway.

The only vehicle you should use driving around in fall is an autumn-mobile.

It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?

Autumn has given me some of my best memories.
– I am forever grate-fall for it.

The motivational pumpkin told his followers, “Life is gourd!’

Orange you glad that I did not tell you an apple pun!

Why did Humpty Dumpty love Autumn?
– Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

I fernly be-leaf that my fall puns are qualitree.

Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
– Because they’re easily stumped!

Don’t stop be-leafing in the wonder of fall.

The movie that everyone should watch in the season of autumn is the ‘Gourd of the Rings:
– The Fallowship of The Ring’.

Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
– He was outstanding in his field.

The only thing that I wanted for the fall season was to have a gourd time, nothing else.

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