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Autumn puns in 2024

The thief was arrested from the store for stealing a Maple Leaf jersey.
– He was accused of shop-leaf-ting.

My love for this sign was Autumn-matic

When they were taking roll call at the end of fall, the forest custodians realized that one tree was missing.
– It was absent without leaves.

What month does every tree dread?
– Sept-timmmberrr!

I’m going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you. Have a great fall!

The muscular pumpkin was always boasting about how he was pumpkin iron in the gym.

My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall?
– I apple-solutely was.

f you fall so hard, mother pumpkins will spice you.

I k now this may sound corny, but the fall is an a-maize-ing season to travel the world.

Humpty Dumpty was excited about autumn because he was going to have a great fall.

It is time for fall because summer has hit the rakes!

The pumpkin’s moving love story really struck a gourd with everyone!

What did one leaf say to the other?
– I’m falling for you.

Looking at how their characters were and how much in love they seemed to be, everyone knew that they will live apple-y ever after.

What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
– A har-vest!

Pumpkin spice and everything turns nice!

I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details,
– he said, “Here is my November!”

I used to dread walking under Horse Chestnut trees in the autumn.
– But after years of therapy, I’ve managed to conker it.

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