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Autumn puns in 2025

This fall, I plan on squash-ing all my diet goals.

The Mama apple told her baby apple that he was the apple of her pies.

If you ever name your kid Autumn…
– Whenever they go out of the room, start singing “The Autumn Leaves…”

– Bonus points if they come back around past the window.

With the crisp air, color everywhere, and fall fairs, I pray that this autumn season leaves you refreshed.

Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
– He was absent without leaves!

After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.

Little pumpkins cross the road with the help of a crossing gourd.

What is the cutest season?
– Awwtumn.

Amidst the falling leaves of the maple, he looked into her eyes and said, “You are the apple of my eye.”

The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.

I am pump-kin-ed for Halloween.

Autumn and its gourd vibes pumped up the pumpkin’s spirits.

If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?
– The Spring-colour.

Autumn told summer to make like a tree and leaf.

You can’t help but enjoy this time of year
– it’s autumn-matic!

It is difficult to find a gourd companion in autumn.

During the midterm exams in the fall, the teacher apple asked her student apples to apple-y themselves better!

What does a spaceship wear in autumn?
– A hullover!

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