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Autumn puns in 2025

What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
– A har-vest!

Pumpkin spice and everything turns nice!

I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details,
– he said, “Here is my November!”

I used to dread walking under Horse Chestnut trees in the autumn.
– But after years of therapy, I’ve managed to conker it.

Most trees hate going back to school in fall because they risk being stumped.

You know, I get a tummy every year in the season of fall.
– It is my autumn-my!

The mathematician measured the large pumpkin’s circumference to understand how big the pumpkin pi would be.

My family apple-auded me for picking up great apples this time from the market.

Some of the stories we heard from the jungle were so unbe-leaf-ably scary.

With Halloween just around the corner, fall is the only season I am okay with being ghosted.

In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it’s awwwtumn!

Grinning jack o’ lanterns, cute little ghosts and goblins, puppies playing in piles of leaves…
– this is why they call it Aww-tumn.

You know, whenever I finish my pumpkin pie, I wonder why all gourd things come to an end.

What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
– A har-vest!

As the bride walked down the stairs to come and meet him, he said, “Look how gourd-geous you are.”

What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
– A fall guy!

The robots got married in the fall because they were autumn-mated.

The Pump-king got squashed because he had a fall!

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