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Autumn puns in 2025

When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, “Leafing so soon?’

When the pumpkin carver started measuring the pumpkin, the ticklish pumpkin said, “Cut it gourd!”

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
– A pumpkin patch.

The best movie that I have ever watched during fall is the Gourd of the Rings.

The weather in this fall is just un-be-leafable.

What do trees say when they get their leaves back in spring?
– What a re-leaf!

My friend liked everything about autumn- he calls himself the fall guy.

During autumn, the pumpkin started failing in class because his brain had been scooped out!

After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.
– They were releaved.

After such a rough life, James decided to turn over a new leaf this fall.

When I told my autumn-crazy friend that I don’t like fall, he said, “Leaf me alone.”

Gourd big or gourd home!

The old and wise apple wrote an all-knowing book about pies called ‘The Life of Pie’.

So if a girl named Autumn takes a tumble….
– does she fall?

If indeed money grow on trees, during fall everybody could be raking it in.

With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.

I am sorry I am latte. I had to go and pick up my pumpkin spice!

The sermon was so lengthy such that close to 60 percent came out feeling so bored and agitated.
– However, I got one line that I will never forget. The pastor said, “Pride comes before the fall.”

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