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Avocado puns in 2024

And what do you say to an avocado after they
perform a fabulous rendition of it? “Bravocado!”

I heard the priest blessed an avocado during the
Sunday prayer. He became a holy guacamole.

My baby brother already loves guacamole. He’s
an avo-kiddo!

Mr Avocado loved going on business trips; he
enjoyed building up his pear to pear network.

Guacodile tears

Avo a great birthday!

I found a perfectly ripe avocado. It was so good,
it guaced my world!

The party was really great and the food was
delicious, the buffet was avo control!

I’ve hit guac bottom

Avocado Puns That Are Pit-ifully Bad

If scientists experimented with an avocado and a
crocodile, they’d get a guac’o dile.

To make an avocado disappear, say “Avocadabra!”

The sad avocado felt really pit-iful.

Well that’s guacward.

I avocadon’t care

When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos,
I didn’t know how to answer. I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

 Mrs Avocado had enough of Mr Avocado,
she said “The time hass come for me to move on.

Kiss my hass!

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