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Avocado puns in 2025

The sad avocado felt really pit-iful.

Well that’s guacward.

I avocadon’t care

When I was asked if I preferred burritos or tacos,
I didn’t know how to answer. I was stuck between a guac and a hard place.

 Mrs Avocado had enough of Mr Avocado,
she said “The time hass come for me to move on.

Kiss my hass!

Avocadon’t you dare.

Did you avo good time?

The number of units in one guacaMOLE of any
substance: “Avocadro’s Number.”

There was an avocado who had feet; he was
nothing but an avaca-toe.

Don’t guac the boat

Things are allripe for now

 I tried to put so much dip on my chip, it broke in
half. It was guac-ward.

Four avocados were kept in the basket; a young
Spanish boy saw and asked if they were avo-cuatros

Hass, queen!

GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!

Nothing is avo free

Forget weights, it’s avo-cardio day

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