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Avocado puns in 2024

Guac as a flash

How much do I love guacamole? Avocadon’t get
me started!

The avocado just started going to the gym and
he is already very tired. I guess he is feeling pretty hard-core.

You’re everything I avo wanted

I’ve hit guac bottom.

I heard the priest blessed an avocado during the
Sunday prayer. He became a holy guacamole.

You have guac to be kidding me

And what do you say to an avocado after they
perform a fabulous rendition of it? “Bravocado!”

Mr Avocado loved going on business trips; he
enjoyed building up his pear to pear network.

Guacodile tears

My baby brother already loves guacamole. He’s
an avo-kiddo!

The party was really great and the food was
delicious, the buffet was avo control!

Avo a great birthday!

I found a perfectly ripe avocado. It was so good,
it guaced my world!

If scientists experimented with an avocado and a
crocodile, they’d get a guac’o dile.

I’ve hit guac bottom

Avocado Puns That Are Pit-ifully Bad

The sad avocado felt really pit-iful.

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