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Avocado puns in 2025

Hass, if!

You are all I avo wanted.”

Let’s avocuddle 

You have a avo-can do spirit!

I tried to make guacamole with an unripe avocado. It was pit-iful.

Baby avocados were taught about how to fight
against pear pressure in school.

Around the guac

Rock out with your guac out

My new shoes have avocados on them—time to go for a guac!

“You are so much more than I avo hoped for,” said
the guacamole when he met the perfect toast.

Hass, we can!

avo nice day!

Best friends foravo!

Bravocado!

So wrong, but so ripe!

The avocado family went to the church yesterday. I heard they wanted to meet the avo-cardinal.

Running out of guacxygen.

An elderly avocado was suffering from an eye
disease; the doctors said it was guac-oma.

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