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Avocado puns in 2025

Avocadon’t call us, we’ll call you

Avo good one!

I’m trying to learn how to find a ripe avocado.
It’s not that hard.

Mr Avocado took great care of the baby avocado
for his friend. One must be thankful for his hass-pitality.

That’s got guac-ward

What do you call an overly affectionate avocado?
An avocuddle!

A duck ate an avocado and all of a sudden, she
started saying guack-guack instead of quack-quack.

This guacamole isn’t just good—it’s avocado
this world!

The avocado congratulated his son on winning the
race and said, “Bravocado son.”

Where the sun avocadon’t shine.

And they lived happily avo after

I just want to avo good time!

If you mix an avocado with an alligator, you
will get a fierce avogator.

I’m between a guac and a hard place

How do avocado spies communicate? They use
guacie-talkies!

I watched a little girl cooking guacamole on a
television program. She was avoc-adorable

I have lots of extra avocados. You want one?
Havocado!

Scientists crossed a breed of cactus with some
avocados; the end result was a guac-tus.

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