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Avocado puns in 2025

It’s 5:00—guactail hour!

I have been telling my daughter to pick the ripe
avocados, but she can’t seem to get it right. Honestly, it is not that hard.

Avocadon’t get me started

What’s an avocado’s favorite musical theater
song? “It’s a Hard Guac Life.”

The kids were playing with avocados. They were
whacking them with hammers and calling it  guac-a-mole.

It’s guac-tail hour!

On their wedding anniversary Mr Avocado said
to his wife, “You are everything I avo wanted.”

Guac as a flash

How much do I love guacamole? Avocadon’t get
me started!

I’ve hit guac bottom.

The avocado just started going to the gym and
he is already very tired. I guess he is feeling pretty hard-core.

You’re everything I avo wanted

And what do you say to an avocado after they
perform a fabulous rendition of it? “Bravocado!”

I heard the priest blessed an avocado during the
Sunday prayer. He became a holy guacamole.

You have guac to be kidding me

Mr Avocado loved going on business trips; he
enjoyed building up his pear to pear network.

Guacodile tears

My baby brother already loves guacamole. He’s
an avo-kiddo!

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