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Avocado puns in 2024

Blow smoke up your hass

In a while guaco-dile

What did the taco say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.

The two avocados were communicating using
their guacie- talkies.

Thanks for your hass-pitality

The lovely avocado couple got married and they
lived happily avo after

Avocadon’t call us, we’ll call you

Avo good one!

I’m trying to learn how to find a ripe avocado.
It’s not that hard.

Mr Avocado took great care of the baby avocado
for his friend. One must be thankful for his hass-pitality.

That’s got guac-ward

What do you call an overly affectionate avocado?
An avocuddle!

A duck ate an avocado and all of a sudden, she
started saying guack-guack instead of quack-quack.

This guacamole isn’t just good—it’s avocado
this world!

The avocado congratulated his son on winning the
race and said, “Bravocado son.”

Where the sun avocadon’t shine.

And they lived happily avo after

I just want to avo good time!

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