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Avocado puns in 2025

Four avocados were kept in the basket; a young
Spanish boy saw and asked if they were avo-cuatros

Hass, queen!

GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!

Nothing is avo free

Forget weights, it’s avo-cardio day

A toast!

The baker prepared some avocado flavored
bread using avoca-dough.

Hit guac bottom.

A move in the ripe direction

My dad is teaching me to make guacamole.
He says I’m a chip off the old guac.

The avocado said, “Things could not get any worse,
I have hit guac bottom.”

Hass, if!

You are all I avo wanted.”

Let’s avocuddle 

You have a avo-can do spirit!

I tried to make guacamole with an unripe avocado. It was pit-iful.

Baby avocados were taught about how to fight
against pear pressure in school.

Around the guac

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