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Axe puns in 2025

I find it very difficult to understand my new Australian friend, who always puts on a lot of deodorants. Perhaps it is because has a too strong Axe scent.

I believe that the axe thrower loves that girl because he just misses her!

I come home and found an axe stuck in my laptop. It mush have been hacked by someone!

Elon Musk has launched a new cologne!
– Space-Axe Body Sprayℱ

I killed a dentist with an axe but only got charged with manslaughter.
– My lawyer said it was an axe-a-dental death.

Hey man, that really looks like a hatchet job!

Where does a lumberjack buy his axes?
– At the “Chopping Maul.”

How do you get an axe out of an egg?
– You hatchet!

I’ll always remember my dads last words
 Why do you have an axe we live in the city

What do you call a man with a knife in his belly, an axe in his back and an arrow in his head?
– An ambulance.

Do not be a pain in the axe.

“When firefighters lose their jobs, are they fired or given the axe?”

Today, someone told me that, in the next Avengers movie, the Thor Hammer was replaced with a Thor Axe.
– My first thought was “What kind of lame weapon is an insect abdomen?”

The Hero: I’m on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!
– The Paladin: You have my sword!

– The Elf: And my bow!

– The Dwarf: And my axe!

– The Necromancer: And your father!

The most obvious difference between a lumberjack and other professions is that the lumberjack will get the axe after being hired.

I have been spending 3 hours looking for my new axe, and suddenly it hits me.

You did an axe-ellent job cutting down that tree!

AXE products claim if you smell good, women will be all over you, but that can’t be right
– I’ve never had any problems with my nose and I’m still single.

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