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Axe puns in 2025

I still remember the last words that my grandpa talked to me before she passed away last night “Hey John, what are you doing with your axe?”

Do you know why the monster decides to purchase an axe? Because it wants to a-head in life!

“What do you call it when an axe lands on your feet? An Axe-ident.”

Why did Thor throw his axe at Thanos’s chest, instead of cutting off the hand with the gauntlet?
– Because he was going for the kill shot instead of disarming him.

Friends are like trees.
– If you chop them down with an axe they will die.

During an important battle in the ancient time, a soldier talked to his comrade “Just take a few minutes to rel – axe! I do not want to give you a splitting headache!”

A disgruntled employee of an axe throwing establishment was leaving one-star Yelp reviews
– Apparently it was a real hatchet job

You should axe yourself whether it’s really necessary to chop down that tree next to the woodshed.

Why was the spreadsheet afraid of its chart?
– Because it has multiple axes.

If I was an executioner, I’d prefer to use an axe
– It’d be easier to get ahead.

Please do not axe me, I do not know how to handle it.

Axe…
– gives me head-axe.

Axe should make a deodorant called “English.”
– Then if you wear it you can say you have an “English Axe scent.”

People are like trees
 They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

My friend got arrested for saying he was an axe murderer.
– Turns out he’s just a really bad guitarist.

I have been spending 3 last hours just looking for my axe. And then it suddenly hits me!

Two soldiers in the army look at the battle and say “There are so many enemies! This is so axe-citing!”

“I spent the last three hours looking for my axe. Then, it suddenly hit me!”

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