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Axe puns in 2025

Just tried to kill a roach with axe body spray…
…now his name is Brett and he won’t shut up about cross-fit.

The axe says to the wood “I need to axe you a question”. The wood then replies to the axe “Wood you cut it out?

I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.
– It wasn’t very cleaver.

A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made …
– ” Oh no iv runed it”

I’m addicted to buying hatchets from other countries because of the smell.
– I just love Foreign Axe Scents

– **Taken from Axe Junkies facebook group I’m in.

What deodorant do miners pick?
– They pick Axe

You should be very careful what you axe for this Christmas because you might just get it!

I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.
– It wasn’t very cleaver.

The lumberjack’s axe broke
– He’s really stumped now.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth…
and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.

Do you know why three-dimensional items or tools are so good at chopping or cutting down trees? It is simply because they all have 3 axes.

Yesterday, I threw an axe at the car of my father and left a large dent in the door. Fortunately, he was not angry and said that “Do not worry son, it was just an axe – dent!”

Can I axe you a question?

Did you hear about the lumberjack who uses reddit?
– The other day I heard he had an axe me anything.

I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job…
– it was an anti-climb axe

The new ruler of our kingdom is brutal and savage: He wants to exe-terminate the old forest with his axe.

If i were an executioner, i’d rather be the guy swinging an axe than the guy tying a rope.
– easier to get a head

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
– Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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