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Baby puns in 2024

How did the baby almost get her and her mom kicked out of the crowded theater?
– She yelled, “pacifier!”

Do you know why babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls?
– Because there is no mail delivery on holidays.

When Olaf the snowman had a baby,
– he put a snowmobile on his baby’s crib.

A friend just told me that my daughter and my wife look like twins.
– I said, “Well, they were separated at birth!”

Do you know how Stonehenge came to be?
– By Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.

I would make a joke about newborns…
– But the delivery would be too painful.

Mom: “Why is there a strange baby in the crib?”
– Dad: “You told me to change the baby.”

For expecting mothers, having a baby is worth the weight.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn’t have teddy bears. You know why?
– He had real bears.

Baby Yoda’s first word probably came after his second word.

Did you know that you can get a wooden car seat?
– It comes with a sign that says “Baby on Board!”

Storks don’t deliver babies with their diapers on. They come stork naked.

A group of baby garbage bins is called a litter.

Did you hear about the baby turkeys that were all upset?
– They were crying fowl.

What did the buffalo say to his baby boy when paternity leave was over?
– “Bison!”

How many infants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– One. He just points at it and cries until his caregiver does it for him.

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
– He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
– His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
– Johnny exclaimed, “Wow… I can see why they threw him out!”

Where do baby fish sleep?
– In a bass-inet.

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