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Baby puns in 2025

An adult snake is different from a baby snake because a baby snake has a rattle.

A baby goat should always be treated like a kid.

What do triplets need more of than single babies?
– More womb!

Who held the baby octopus for ransom?
– Squidnappers.

Why does a mother carry her baby?
– The baby can’t carry the mother.

What do you do with a fussy baby?
– You pacify it.

When a baker’s wife gets pregnant, she has a bun in the oven.

How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?
– You rocket.

Why did the baby cry at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5 a.m.?
– Why not?

For an expectant mother, having a baby is worth the weight

A newborn monkey is called a chimp off the old block.

I rushed to the hospital when I heard my cousin could neither walk nor speak…
– Apparently all newborns are like that.

When do parents change the most baby diapers?
– In the wee wee hours.

Why did the infant go on a diet?
– She wanted to lose her baby fat.

Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug?
– She’s going to have her baby in the spring.

If a baby refuses to go to sleep…
– Is she resisting arrest?

When potatoes give birth, their newborns are called tater tots.

A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.”
– The nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken. Perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153.”

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