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Baby puns in 2025

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato, and Baby Tomato are walking down the road.
– Baby Tomato starts to lag behind.
– Papa Tomato becomes angry, goes up to Baby Tomato, squeezes him, and says, “Catch up!”

How did the baby almost get her and her mom kicked out of the crowded theater?
– She yelled, “pacifier!”

Do you know why babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls?
– Because there is no mail delivery on holidays.

When Olaf the snowman had a baby,
– he put a snowmobile on his baby’s crib.

A friend just told me that my daughter and my wife look like twins.
– I said, “Well, they were separated at birth!”

Do you know how Stonehenge came to be?
– By Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.

I would make a joke about newborns…
– But the delivery would be too painful.

Mom: “Why is there a strange baby in the crib?”
– Dad: “You told me to change the baby.”

For expecting mothers, having a baby is worth the weight.

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn’t have teddy bears. You know why?
– He had real bears.

Baby Yoda’s first word probably came after his second word.

Did you know that you can get a wooden car seat?
– It comes with a sign that says “Baby on Board!”

Storks don’t deliver babies with their diapers on. They come stork naked.

A group of baby garbage bins is called a litter.

Did you hear about the baby turkeys that were all upset?
– They were crying fowl.

What did the buffalo say to his baby boy when paternity leave was over?
– “Bison!”

How many infants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– One. He just points at it and cries until his caregiver does it for him.

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
– He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
– His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
– Johnny exclaimed, “Wow… I can see why they threw him out!”

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