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Baby puns in 2024

What is a baby bee?
– A little humbug.

The baby refused to want to get born. He did not want to give up his womb and board.

Jake: “My mom is having a new baby.”
– Joy: “What’s wrong with the old one?”

What do you call a group of baby garbage bins?
– A litter.

Why did the baby crawl across the street?
– He saw the one object you told him he couldn’t play with.

A mother’s milk is the newborn’s breast friend

Why did the man bring his pregnant wife a small lizard?
– She told him to pick up a baby monitor.

The firefighter’s wife told her husband after giving birth to a cute baby boy:
– “Honey, it’s arson.”

Why was the baby drop of ink crying?
– His mom was in the pen, and he didn’t know how long her sentence was.

My baby just ate a bunch of scrabble tiles.
– The next diaper change could spell disaster.

An adult snake is different from a baby snake because a baby snake has a rattle.

A baby goat should always be treated like a kid.

What do triplets need more of than single babies?
– More womb!

Who held the baby octopus for ransom?
– Squidnappers.

Why does a mother carry her baby?
– The baby can’t carry the mother.

What do you do with a fussy baby?
– You pacify it.

When a baker’s wife gets pregnant, she has a bun in the oven.

How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?
– You rocket.

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