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Baby puns in 2025

When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn’t have teddy bears. You know why?
– He had real bears.

Baby Yoda’s first word probably came after his second word.

Did you know that you can get a wooden car seat?
– It comes with a sign that says “Baby on Board!”

Storks don’t deliver babies with their diapers on. They come stork naked.

A group of baby garbage bins is called a litter.

Did you hear about the baby turkeys that were all upset?
– They were crying fowl.

What did the buffalo say to his baby boy when paternity leave was over?
– “Bison!”

How many infants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– One. He just points at it and cries until his caregiver does it for him.

Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
– He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
– His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
– Johnny exclaimed, “Wow… I can see why they threw him out!”

Where do baby fish sleep?
– In a bass-inet.

My baby accidentally ate a lot of scrabble tiles. The next diaper change will spell disaster.

Willy: “Mom, are our neighbors poor people?”
– Mother: “I don’t think so, Willy. Why do you ask?”
– Willy: “Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin.”

Tell me, does the stork deliver babies with their diapers on?
– No, they’re stork naked!

A group of baby soldiers is called an infantry.

What do you call a newborn baby?
– Anything you want.

How warm is a baby at birth?
– Womb temperature.

Why is that baby still in diapers?
– I’ll give you two reasons: number 1 and number 2.

Did you hear about the collie pup who liked to give kisses?
– She was col-licky!

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