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Baby puns in 2025

Why was the baby strawberry crying?
– Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

My partner is so negative… I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag…
– But all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

My husband got me a small lizard when I asked him to get me a baby monitor.

Babies usually know it is time to be born when they run out of womb.

What do you call a cow that had a baby?
– De-calf-inated.

What did the doctor say when the pregnant woman gave birth to a frozen pizza?
– “It’s not delivery; it’s DiGiorno!”

What do baby pythons play with?
– Rattlesnakes.

A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40.
– I said no, 40 babies are enough.

The lady who got a sea-section gave birth to a healthy baby buoy.

What do you call a new baby monkey?
– A chimp off the old block.

“I don’t always drink milk. But when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.”
— The Most Interesting Baby in the World

How can you tell an adult snake from a baby snake?
– The baby snake has a rattle!

A baby born in a high-tech hospital usually comes out cordless.

I think the hospital accidentally switched our babies at birth…
– They’re identical twins, so it’s hard to be sure.

How did the baby know she was ready to be born?
– She was running out of womb.

What do you give a pig with a diaper rash?
– Oinkment.

The nurse told the parents of a newborn, “You have a cute baby.”
– The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all the new parents.”
– “No,” she replied. “Just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”
– The husband asked, “So, what do you say to the others?”
– The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you.”

How did Batman decorate baby Robin’s crib?
– With a bat mobile.

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