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Baby puns in 2025

How do you make a baby ghost laugh?
– You play peek-a-BOO.

Nobody laughed after I cracked a joke about pregnancy.
– I think it must have come out wrong.

I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
– With any luck, right after she finishes college.

Did you hear what the couple who met while working at an instruction book company named their baby?
– Manuel.

When you secure your baby to a wooden car seat, it literally becomes a baby on board.

What do you call a baby potato?
– A small fry.

Who’s bigger? Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their baby?
– Their baby because he’s a little Bigger.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
– Dayscare centers.

How did the two babies end up getting switched at the hospital?
– Someone was told to change one of them!

Do you know what a baby computer calls his old man?
– Data!

When Robin was born, Batman decorated his crib with a bat-mobile.

A couple is having a baby soon.
– After learning they’re having a boy, the husband says, “Let’s name him Pete!”
– But the wife says, “Honey, we’re having twins.”
– The husband replies, “Well, we can call the second one RePete.”

Never trust a baby with a dirty diaper.
– They’re full of shit.

When my fussy baby girl refuses to stop crying,
– I always pacify her.

When the baby corn was looking for her dad, she asked her mom,
– “Where’s my pop corn?”

Why didn’t the baby want to be born?
– Because it didn’t want to give up its free womb and board!

Why did Batman turn Catwoman into the police after she gave birth?
– Because littering is a crime.

Why did the baby monster ask his father to stand in the freezer?
– Because he wanted a frozen pop!

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