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Baby puns in 2025

What do triplets need more of than single babies?
– More womb!

Who held the baby octopus for ransom?
– Squidnappers.

Why does a mother carry her baby?
– The baby can’t carry the mother.

What do you do with a fussy baby?
– You pacify it.

When a baker’s wife gets pregnant, she has a bun in the oven.

How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?
– You rocket.

Why did the baby cry at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5 a.m.?
– Why not?

For an expectant mother, having a baby is worth the weight

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