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Baby puns in 2025

How warm is a baby at birth?
– Womb temperature.

Why is that baby still in diapers?
– I’ll give you two reasons: number 1 and number 2.

Did you hear about the collie pup who liked to give kisses?
– She was col-licky!

What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
– An infantry.

Do you remember what you used to call your security blanket when you were little?
– No, I’m drawing a blankie!

Parents usually change their baby’s diapers during the wee wee hours.

I told my friends a joke about birth complications, but no one laughed.
– It must have come out wrong.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
– What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
– “It’s pasture bed time.”

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