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Baby puns in 2025

I rushed to the hospital when I heard my cousin could neither walk nor speak…
– Apparently all newborns are like that.

When do parents change the most baby diapers?
– In the wee wee hours.

Why did the infant go on a diet?
– She wanted to lose her baby fat.

Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug?
– She’s going to have her baby in the spring.

If a baby refuses to go to sleep…
– Is she resisting arrest?

When potatoes give birth, their newborns are called tater tots.

A lady tells the nurse at a maternity hospital, “I want to call my little baby Ellie.”
– The nurse replies, “I’m sorry, but that name is already taken. Perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153.”

My newborn son made such a fuss when the doctor cut his umbilical cord.
– He had really grown attached to it.

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