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Bacon puns in 2025

I met a pig who wanted to tell me all about his ancestors. It was history in the bacon.

When you eat bacon, it really doesn’t even matter what color the pig was. It could even be ma-hog-any.

A pig that is wrong is not dumb, but rather mistaken bacon.

Ham-bidextrous – Pigs that can write with both hands.

The butcher felt like it was time to finish up his conversation with the pig. “Well,” he said,
– “it’s been nice meating you.”

Nobody wants to play ball with the pig. He always hogs the ball.

when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.

I went into my brother’s bedroom, and there was a bacon in there that was over a year old. It was ancient grease.

Don’t worry if you can’t buy happiness. Just buy bacon and you will end up with the same thing.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

All of the vans carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

If pigs could fly, people would not afford bacon. This is because the price of bacon would simply skyrocket.

All the vehicles carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

Ham-bidextrous – The ability to hold ham in both hands.

The server asked if I wanted bacon, sour cream and chives on my potato. I thought it was a loaded question.

The meat packer got arrested last week. He was caught bringing home the bacon.

What do you call bacon with salt on it Salt and Peppa

When you cross a chicken a pig, you will end up with bacon and eggs. What a healthy diet!

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