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Bacon puns in 2025

Someone broke into my house and stole all of my bacon. One day I’ll catch that evil ham-burgler.

When the butcher finished his conversation with the pig, he said, “it has been nice meating you.”

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.

I got distracted when I was looking for the bacon stash. I was ham-bushed.

When you cross a centipede and a pig, you will end up with bacon and legs.

When he ordered for pork chop, the waiters went and called the pig who does karate.

No pig deal.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

I tried wrapping a dinosaur in bacon. It was a Jurassic Pork.

I dressed up as bacon for halloween. To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.

The pig decided to go to the kitchen. He felt like bacon.

Because I am Canadian, my bedroom smells like beaver, bacon, and maple.

Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.

I met a pig who wanted to tell me all about his ancestors. It was history in the bacon.

When you eat bacon, it really doesn’t even matter what color the pig was. It could even be ma-hog-any.

A pig that is wrong is not dumb, but rather mistaken bacon.

Ham-bidextrous – Pigs that can write with both hands.

The butcher felt like it was time to finish up his conversation with the pig. “Well,” he said,
– “it’s been nice meating you.”

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