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Bacon puns in 2024

I couldn’t go bacon you, even if I fried.

The driver who delivers our bacon drives so carelessly. He is such a road hog.

I’m bac-on the road again.

Even if Ein-Swine tried to convince me to eat bacon, I couldn’t do it.

The only way the pig thought was best to save his own bacon was to kill the framer.

My car smelled like bacon when I got home. My porking brake was on.

Isn’t it odd that we bake cookies, but we cook bacon.

When we visited the swine city, we were told to watch out for pigpockets.

The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

When the egg and bacon walked into the bar, the restaurant owner told them that he doesn’t serve breakfast, so they should go somewhere else.

Even if Ein-swine himself convinced me to take bacon, I wouldn’t dare.

B.L.T Sub-marine – Bacon sandwich that dives underwater.

I was hambushed once, and after that I’ll never let anyone pigpocket me again.

I dressed up as bacon for a halloween party. It’s safe to say I was looking crisp.

I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son Chris P. Bacon

Pigs never manage to win races. They always pull their ham-string before the finish line.

When they started their friendship, they made pledges to each other. The man said, “don’t go bacon my heart.”

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.

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