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Bacon puns in 2025

My doctor told me that I’ve got a bacon addiction. He thinks I can be cured.

I completely forgot where I put my bacon sandwich. I think I must have a case of hamnesia.

My doctor tells me I’ve got a bacon addiction. Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.

When you go to Jurassic Pork, one of the notable must-eat meals is dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon.

When taking bacon, you really don’t care what the pigs colour was. It could even be ma-hog-any.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

If pigs learn to fly one day, we will have to stop eating bacon. The prices would absolutely sky rocket.

The bacon realized he was running out of options. He decided he wanted the tomato back in his life, so he wrote her a letter saying “lettuce get back together.”

When they were going out on a date, he had to break the piggy bank so that they can have a decent bacon meal.

No one wants to play soccer with a pig. They always hog the ball.

The pig went into the kitchen because he felt like bacon.

If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get?
– A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.

Before I could get to the bacon tree, I got ham-bushed by a bunch of vegetarians.

The pig was so ham-fisted that it couldn’t tie its own shoe races.

You can’t do that! You’re bacon all the rules!

I tried some bacon in Southern Europe. It had a lot more Greece in it.

When the meat packer was arrested, everyone wanted to know what the reason could be.
– The verdict was finally out, and the charge sheet read that he brought home the bacon.

After being ham-bushed once, the lady became strangely courageous and wouldn’t let any other attacker to pigpocket her.

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