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Bacon puns in 2025

Isn’t it odd that we bake cookies, but we cook bacon.

When we visited the swine city, we were told to watch out for pigpockets.

The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

When the egg and bacon walked into the bar, the restaurant owner told them that he doesn’t serve breakfast, so they should go somewhere else.

Even if Ein-swine himself convinced me to take bacon, I wouldn’t dare.

B.L.T Sub-marine – Bacon sandwich that dives underwater.

I was hambushed once, and after that I’ll never let anyone pigpocket me again.

I dressed up as bacon for a halloween party. It’s safe to say I was looking crisp.

I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son Chris P. Bacon

Pigs never manage to win races. They always pull their ham-string before the finish line.

When they started their friendship, they made pledges to each other. The man said, “don’t go bacon my heart.”

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.

Turkey bacon isn’t that hard to chew. That’s why you have to gobble gobble it.

The area administrator suggested that because bacon was so much in demand, it should be delivered quick in ham-bulances.

Pork Chop – Pig doing karate.

I always make sure my bacon is real. I like it to be genuswine.

The drunk Mexican drug lord didn’t manage to find the bacon tree because he walked into a ham-bush.

Patient: “Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!”
– Nurse: “Baloney”

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