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Bacon puns in 2024

I never knew about Sir Francis Bacon’s son. He was called Chris. P. Bacon.

If you come up with a bacon movie and you are looking for a title, just call it hamlet.

My wife asked me this morning “Do you want a bacon omelette?”
– I said “No, I’d rather fry one.”

Do you find it strange that we bake cookies and cook bacon?

There is strange disease in town where pigs develop rashes. It is called ham-eczema.

Your’re bacon me crazy!

I met the child of a pig and a centipede. It was all bacon and legs.

There’s a weird disease going around when you eat bacon and eggs and develop a rash. It’s called ham-eczema.

The pig will never sunbathe on the beach because he would be bacon in the heat.

I ate a weird dish the other day, made from pig and dinosaur. It was at a restaurant called Jurassic Pork.

If you come across a pig that tells you about his ancestors, that’s history in the bacon.

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.

I couldn’t go bacon you, even if I fried.

The driver who delivers our bacon drives so carelessly. He is such a road hog.

I’m bac-on the road again.

Even if Ein-Swine tried to convince me to eat bacon, I couldn’t do it.

The only way the pig thought was best to save his own bacon was to kill the framer.

My car smelled like bacon when I got home. My porking brake was on.

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