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Bacon puns in 2025

Pigs can’t sunbathe, they’ll be bacon in the heat.

When the bacon realized that he was running out of options and wanted tomato back in his life,
– he said, “Lettuce get together.”

Why didn’t the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree?
– Because he walked into a Ham Bush!

I got a greetings card from a poached egg, half an english muffin and some bacon. It said, “Happy Hollandaise!”

A person who steals bacons is called a ham-bugler.

Bacon-siderate… share your bacon.

I saw a fir tree that was covered in bacon the other day. When I got closer, it turned out to be a porky-pine.

The terrain was so bad. The only way we could have gotten up there is through pigup trucks.

I cannot go bacon you even if I fried. You are a destiny friend to me.

My doctor told me that I’ve got a bacon addiction. He thinks I can be cured.

I completely forgot where I put my bacon sandwich. I think I must have a case of hamnesia.

My doctor tells me I’ve got a bacon addiction. Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.

When you go to Jurassic Pork, one of the notable must-eat meals is dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon.

When taking bacon, you really don’t care what the pigs colour was. It could even be ma-hog-any.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

If pigs learn to fly one day, we will have to stop eating bacon. The prices would absolutely sky rocket.

The bacon realized he was running out of options. He decided he wanted the tomato back in his life, so he wrote her a letter saying “lettuce get back together.”

When they were going out on a date, he had to break the piggy bank so that they can have a decent bacon meal.

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