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Bacon puns in 2024

No pig deal.

Don’t go bacon my heart.

I tried wrapping a dinosaur in bacon. It was a Jurassic Pork.

I dressed up as bacon for halloween. To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.

The pig decided to go to the kitchen. He felt like bacon.

Because I am Canadian, my bedroom smells like beaver, bacon, and maple.

Some friends are debating the best way to make a bacon toastie. I’m playing Breville’s advocate.

I met a pig who wanted to tell me all about his ancestors. It was history in the bacon.

When you eat bacon, it really doesn’t even matter what color the pig was. It could even be ma-hog-any.

A pig that is wrong is not dumb, but rather mistaken bacon.

Ham-bidextrous – Pigs that can write with both hands.

The butcher felt like it was time to finish up his conversation with the pig. “Well,” he said,
– “it’s been nice meating you.”

Nobody wants to play ball with the pig. He always hogs the ball.

when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.

I went into my brother’s bedroom, and there was a bacon in there that was over a year old. It was ancient grease.

Don’t worry if you can’t buy happiness. Just buy bacon and you will end up with the same thing.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

All of the vans carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

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