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Bacon puns in 2024

I was hambushed once, and after that I’ll never let anyone pigpocket me again.

I dressed up as bacon for a halloween party. It’s safe to say I was looking crisp.

I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son Chris P. Bacon

Pigs never manage to win races. They always pull their ham-string before the finish line.

When they started their friendship, they made pledges to each other. The man said, “don’t go bacon my heart.”

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.

Turkey bacon isn’t that hard to chew. That’s why you have to gobble gobble it.

The area administrator suggested that because bacon was so much in demand, it should be delivered quick in ham-bulances.

Pork Chop – Pig doing karate.

I always make sure my bacon is real. I like it to be genuswine.

The drunk Mexican drug lord didn’t manage to find the bacon tree because he walked into a ham-bush.

Patient: “Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!”
– Nurse: “Baloney”

Someone broke into my house and stole all of my bacon. One day I’ll catch that evil ham-burgler.

When the butcher finished his conversation with the pig, he said, “it has been nice meating you.”

I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.

I got distracted when I was looking for the bacon stash. I was ham-bushed.

When you cross a centipede and a pig, you will end up with bacon and legs.

When he ordered for pork chop, the waiters went and called the pig who does karate.

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