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Bacon puns in 2025

My car smelled like bacon when I got home. My porking brake was on.

Even if Ein-Swine tried to convince me to eat bacon, I couldn’t do it.

When we visited the swine city, we were told to watch out for pigpockets.

The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Isn’t it odd that we bake cookies, but we cook bacon.

Even if Ein-swine himself convinced me to take bacon, I wouldn’t dare.

B.L.T Sub-marine – Bacon sandwich that dives underwater.

When the egg and bacon walked into the bar, the restaurant owner told them that he doesn’t serve breakfast, so they should go somewhere else.

I dressed up as bacon for a halloween party. It’s safe to say I was looking crisp.

I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son Chris P. Bacon

I was hambushed once, and after that I’ll never let anyone pigpocket me again.

When they started their friendship, they made pledges to each other. The man said, “don’t go bacon my heart.”

Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day. Turned out to be a hambush.

Pigs never manage to win races. They always pull their ham-string before the finish line.

The area administrator suggested that because bacon was so much in demand, it should be delivered quick in ham-bulances.

Pork Chop – Pig doing karate.

Turkey bacon isn’t that hard to chew. That’s why you have to gobble gobble it.

The drunk Mexican drug lord didn’t manage to find the bacon tree because he walked into a ham-bush.

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