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Bacon puns in 2025

No one wants to play soccer with a pig. They always hog the ball.

The pig went into the kitchen because he felt like bacon.

If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get?
– A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.

Before I could get to the bacon tree, I got ham-bushed by a bunch of vegetarians.

The pig was so ham-fisted that it couldn’t tie its own shoe races.

You can’t do that! You’re bacon all the rules!

I tried some bacon in Southern Europe. It had a lot more Greece in it.

When the meat packer was arrested, everyone wanted to know what the reason could be.
– The verdict was finally out, and the charge sheet read that he brought home the bacon.

After being ham-bushed once, the lady became strangely courageous and wouldn’t let any other attacker to pigpocket her.

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