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Bacon puns in 2025

Nobody wants to play ball with the pig. He always hogs the ball.

when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.

I went into my brother’s bedroom, and there was a bacon in there that was over a year old. It was ancient grease.

Don’t worry if you can’t buy happiness. Just buy bacon and you will end up with the same thing.

What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
– Pulled Pork.

All of the vans carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

If pigs could fly, people would not afford bacon. This is because the price of bacon would simply skyrocket.

All the vehicles carrying bacon had a reserved porking lot.

Ham-bidextrous – The ability to hold ham in both hands.

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