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Bagel puns in 2025

Today I went to a college visit, and in order to speed up the line for food I just grabbed some butter for my bagel and put it in my pocket
My sister said, oh no, it almost fell out! You butter watch it! ;D
I’m so proud of her, I’ve raised her well

What is a bagel that hails from Jamaica is called?
– Cinna-mon Bagel!

The most common bagel which is loved by pilots and aerospace engineers is the plane bagel.

It’s best to keep all things safe. So the best way to protect all your bagels is to put them in a confectionery box and put lox on it.

What kind of bagel kan fly
– A plain bagel

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plain bagel.

To screw in a lightbulb, how many bagels do you need?
– Toaster ovens don’t have light bulbs.

What kind of bagel do pilots like?
– Plain.

What do you call a seagull which loves baked goods and only flies over a bay?
– Baygull!

What is a bagel called if it isn’t free and will have to be bought with money?
– It is a pay-gel!

What’s Mario’s favorite bagel flavor?
– Ses-a-ME! Mario!

The croissants decided to visit the zoo with bagels and donuts. They were of the opinion that it would be a lovely experience for the hole family!

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plain bagel.

The toaster oven has two bagels in it and one says “Wow, it’s hot in here.”
And the other says “Oh my gosh, a talking bagel!”

What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
– A plain bagel.

Customer: “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.”
Cashier: “Sorry, we only accept cash.”

What is the favorite type of bagel for a mathematician?
– A three-dimensional plain bagel!

How do you describe someone who stands on one foot, eats a bagel and a banana?
– A balanced breakfast.

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