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Bagel puns in 2025

What do you call a bagel that flies?
– Plane bagel.

If a man goes camping, he generally eats what kind of a bagel?
– A Winnebago-l.

What is a dad’s favorite flavor of bagel?
– Pop-i seeds.

Why did the bagel go the bar?
– To get toasted.

Every religious person should have at least a bagel in their breakfast every day because bagels are a holy food!

An astrophysicist found a wormhole in his bagel. He thought and laughed on his own that he would usually find an Einstein-Rosen bagel rather than a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel!

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plane bagel!

How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
– He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plane bagel

What does one have when he’s eating fruits and bagels while standing on just one leg?
– A balanced breakfast!

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plane bagel.

I visited the zoo after a long time, and to my utter surprise, I saw a bagel in a cage. I think it was bread in captivity!

What do you call a Bagel that can fly?
– A plain bagel.

Superman’s favorite kind of bagel is called El Bag-El.

How do you prevent someone from stealing your bagel?
– You put lox on it.

So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
– bSo if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?

I don’t know why everyone is so surprised at the reaction of the short guy in the bagel shop
– It’s a well known fact that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t Happy

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