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Bagel puns in 2025

What do you call a female bagel?
– A baguette

What is an airline pilots favorite type of bagel?
– Plain.

What did the bagel say when his friend was hit by a bus while crossing the road?
– Oh, Crumbs!

What is a Jamaican bagel called?
– Cinnamon.

Spirits have a strange craving for confectionaries and desserts. The favorite dressing on a bagel for all ghosts is scream cheese!

I was having bagels for breakfast when my mother claimed that I was consuming too much butter, and it is bad for my health. I didn’t agree and said, “That is de-bagel-able”!

what kind of bagel can fly?
– plane bagel

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
– Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

What do you call a bagel that flies?
– Plane bagel.

If a man goes camping, he generally eats what kind of a bagel?
– A Winnebago-l.

What is a dad’s favorite flavor of bagel?
– Pop-i seeds.

Why did the bagel go the bar?
– To get toasted.

Every religious person should have at least a bagel in their breakfast every day because bagels are a holy food!

An astrophysicist found a wormhole in his bagel. He thought and laughed on his own that he would usually find an Einstein-Rosen bagel rather than a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel!

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plane bagel!

How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
– He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plane bagel

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