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Bagel puns in 2025

It’s best to keep all things safe. So the best way to protect all your bagels is to put them in a confectionery box and put lox on it.

What kind of bagel kan fly
– A plain bagel

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plain bagel.

To screw in a lightbulb, how many bagels do you need?
– Toaster ovens don’t have light bulbs.

What kind of bagel do pilots like?
– Plain.

What do you call a seagull which loves baked goods and only flies over a bay?
– Baygull!

What is a bagel called if it isn’t free and will have to be bought with money?
– It is a pay-gel!

What’s Mario’s favorite bagel flavor?
– Ses-a-ME! Mario!

The croissants decided to visit the zoo with bagels and donuts. They were of the opinion that it would be a lovely experience for the hole family!

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plain bagel.

The toaster oven has two bagels in it and one says “Wow, it’s hot in here.”
And the other says “Oh my gosh, a talking bagel!”

What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
– A plain bagel.

Customer: “I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.”
Cashier: “Sorry, we only accept cash.”

What is the favorite type of bagel for a mathematician?
– A three-dimensional plain bagel!

How do you describe someone who stands on one foot, eats a bagel and a banana?
– A balanced breakfast.

I left my bag of flour and pet fish in my apartment when there was a fire, I went back in to find a smoked salmon bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?
– A plain bagel.

In addition to croissants, bagels and donuts took a trip to the zoo.
They were of the opinion that it would be a lovely experience for the hole family!

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