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Banana puns in 2025

She is one of the fine bananas as compared to others.

Bananas must answer phone calls by saying ‘YELLOW’

Why was the banana so upset?
Someone mistook him for a plantain!

I peel it in my heart.

She is the ripe one for you.

Banana is sick. Sadly, it is suffering with yellow germs.

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.

I like that girl, she is very ap-peeling.

I already Cavendish gift to my friend on his last birthday.

Due to sweetness, Banana is quite famous in Valentines.

There are bunch of stupids here in the class.

And, Principal called plantain to his office. He was busy into
bananas during lectures.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.

Woohoo! This cover creates some peel inside me.

You’re ripe; I should go for it.

My wife yellow over little things daily. 

Why didn’t the banana cross the road?
Because he was yellow.

I’m ap-peeling to your better judgement.

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