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Baseball puns in 2025

Which animal is best at hitting a baseball?
– The bat.

She played baseball and so did he.
– They hit it off.

A dog who played baseball always got walked.

I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?…
– From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle

The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand.
– Using a machine is just lathe-y.

Why are baseball games at night?…
– Because bats sleep during the day!

Did you hear the joke about the baseball?…
– It will leave you in stitches!

They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away

How do baseball players keep in touch?
– They touch base every once in a while.

You still did OK. Overall,
– I think it’s a toss-up.

Glad to see you’re finally running short.
– STOP!

I think this thread represents the big inning of a new ERA in punnery.

Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint!

What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?…
– a doubleheader!

I had a good streak going there.

Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.

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