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Baseball puns in 2024

I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.

Wanna hear a joke?
– The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious?
– My love for you.

Doug was going to contribute, but he couldn’t think of anything.
– Maybe you should help Doug out.

I’m not at the top of my game tonight.
– Too distracted watching Mitt.

I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that’s just a ballpark number.

My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton:
– it never dies.

Which animal is best at baseball?
– The bat!

The reason baseball games are at night is that bats sleep during the day!

Or maybe his union went on strike and he’s on the picket line.
– Drive home, if you can before I make another blooper.

That’s all for me. I need some relief if this thread is to be saved.

Plus, his speeches haven’t changed.
– He’s on the campaign trail today, and made a short stop to deliver a speech. Same pitch as usual.

I’m an umpire.
– Now, give me your number so I can make the call.

A baseball player swallowed his gum because he choked up.

If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch.

Baseball on a foggy day is all about hit and mist.

Can you tame my diamondback?
– Everybody else has

Are you in the on-deck circle, or is that halo?

They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.

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