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Baseball puns in 2024

Why is it always so windy at Candlestick Park?
– Because of all the Giant Fans!

Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
– I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…
– ”Catch ya later!”

They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red?
– In the bull pen.

“Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?…
– She had a pumpkin for a coach.

It’s no wonder that some baseball players have lots of money
– often even many of the bases are loaded.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
– Then it hit me.

A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.

A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball,
– but wanted a straight answer.

Baseball players who get three strikes

I don’t field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!

The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.

Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?
– They’re great at hitting it off.

Ok, Pop.
– Fly me out of here.

Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

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