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Baseball puns in 2024

It’s no wonder that some baseball players have lots of money
– often even many of the bases are loaded.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
– Then it hit me.

A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.

A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball,
– but wanted a straight answer.

Baseball players who get three strikes

I don’t field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!

The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.

Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?
– They’re great at hitting it off.

Ok, Pop.
– Fly me out of here.

Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

Are we in the bullpen?
– Cuz you’re warming me up.

Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?
– Someone stole second base!

If you sing while playing baseball you may not get a good pitch

A book never written:
– “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now

Sorry, J-Walk. I guess I dropped the ball.

They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
– “Catch ya later!”

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