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Baseball puns in 2025

You’re like baseball:
– I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.

They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

Have you ever seen a line drive?…
– No, but I have seen a baseball park!

What cartoon character is the best at baseball?…
– Homer Simpson.

The only thing tender today is my heart for you

A book never written:
– “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.

“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…
– ”Forget it. You just missed it.”

BTW, if you put the squeeze on her, don’t pinch her.
– And definitely don’t hitter! And for god’s sake, don’t batter her around!

What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?…
– The swings!

If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

Obviously, Paul is away
— not home. He’s a busy guy, with a lot on his plate.

What are the rules in zebra baseball?…
– Three stripes and you’re out.

When a baseball fell in the sewer it was called a foul ball.

You’re like baseball: A thinkin’ man’s game.

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
– She had a pumpkin for a coach!

What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone?
– My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?

I feel like I’m talking to myself. I guess you’re busy.
– I’ll take a walk and come back later.

In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.

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