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Baseball puns in 2025

The baseball pitcher’s retirement was at the end of a wonderful ERA.

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Why is it always so windy at Candlestick Park?
– Because of all the Giant Fans!

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Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
– I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…
– ”Catch ya later!”

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They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

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Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red?
– In the bull pen.

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“Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

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Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?…
– She had a pumpkin for a coach.

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It’s no wonder that some baseball players have lots of money
– often even many of the bases are loaded.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
– Then it hit me.

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A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.

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A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball,
– but wanted a straight answer.

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Baseball players who get three strikes

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I don’t field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!

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The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.

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Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?
– They’re great at hitting it off.

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Ok, Pop.
– Fly me out of here.

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