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Baseball puns in 2025

You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

The baseball player made a clean move with the girl but then he struck out.

I don’t field like football today, and besides,
– baseball is a batter game!

What a screwball…

Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger

Baseball is known for its pitched battles.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
– A baseball team!

He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.

You don’t get it? Or are you just Yankee my chain, you knuckle head?
– In any case, it’s been a ball and it kept me in stitches — even if you didn’t contribute your usual a mound. Maybe I’ll catch a single episode of The Simpsons before I go to sleep. I really like Homer.

I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

A new batter joined the baseball team, and he was a real hit.

I like baseball so much more than football.
– It’s just a batter game!

Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?
– They’re great at hitting it off.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
– Forget it, it’s way over your head

When all my electrical engineering friends at the baseball game did the wave,
– it was almost like having a phased-hooray.

Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?…
– Because of all the Giant Fans!

When asked how the season was going, the baseball coach replied saying that it was in full swing..

If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.

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