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Baseball puns in 2025

They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.

Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken? :
– They both have fowl mouths.

What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?…
– You can buy a Fenway Frank hotdog in October!

Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt?
– Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.

Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
– New Jersey.

Our high school math teacher moonlights by selling concessions at local baseball games.
– He is a true ballpark figure.

How is a baseball like a pancake?…
– They both need a good batter.

Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

The baseball pitcher’s retirement was at the end of a wonderful ERA.

Why is it always so windy at Candlestick Park?
– Because of all the Giant Fans!

Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
– I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…
– ”Catch ya later!”

They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red?
– In the bull pen.

“Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”

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