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Baseball puns in 2024

Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

Are we in the bullpen?
– Cuz you’re warming me up.

Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?
– Someone stole second base!

If you sing while playing baseball you may not get a good pitch

A book never written:
– “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now

Sorry, J-Walk. I guess I dropped the ball.

They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
– “Catch ya later!”

If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three-year contract with a vesting option

You’re like baseball:
– I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.

They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

Have you ever seen a line drive?…
– No, but I have seen a baseball park!

What cartoon character is the best at baseball?…
– Homer Simpson.

The only thing tender today is my heart for you

A book never written:
– “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.

“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…
– ”Forget it. You just missed it.”

BTW, if you put the squeeze on her, don’t pinch her.
– And definitely don’t hitter! And for god’s sake, don’t batter her around!

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