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Baseball puns in 2025

We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.

What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?…
– Babe Root.

You’re quite the catch, baby.

What do baseball players use to bake a cake?…
– Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.

Can I pinch hit on you?

Why are some umpires fat?…
– They always clean their plate!

Two more follows and we can start the giveaway!
– Come on people, I draw pretty okay too

That’s also been used. One more, and you’re out.

He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis.
– He was a jock of all trades.

You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.

Why are singers good at baseball?…
– Because they have perfect pitch!

You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield

The baseball player made a clean move with the girl but then he struck out.

I don’t field like football today, and besides,
– baseball is a batter game!

What a screwball…

Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger

Baseball is known for its pitched battles.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
– A baseball team!

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