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Baseball puns in 2024

You don’t get it? Or are you just Yankee my chain, you knuckle head?
– In any case, it’s been a ball and it kept me in stitches — even if you didn’t contribute your usual a mound. Maybe I’ll catch a single episode of The Simpsons before I go to sleep. I really like Homer.

I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

A new batter joined the baseball team, and he was a real hit.

I like baseball so much more than football.
– It’s just a batter game!

Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends?
– They’re great at hitting it off.

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
– Forget it, it’s way over your head

When all my electrical engineering friends at the baseball game did the wave,
– it was almost like having a phased-hooray.

Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?…
– Because of all the Giant Fans!

When asked how the season was going, the baseball coach replied saying that it was in full swing..

If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base,
– I’d like to take you on a date.

If this were an actual contest, I could really clean up.

How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
– They both need a good batter.

Which baseball player holds water?
– The pitcher!

That one has been used already.
– You need to find a substitute.

Like a platoon player,
– I’m dying to get some action

You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems!
– Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.

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